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Welcome To Noir Cafe and Lounge
Noir Cafe and Lounge, located at 8099 Weston Rd, Woodbridge, ON, is a hidden gem renowned for its exceptional shisha and welcoming atmosphere. Guests rave about unique flavors like "Memories of Marrakech" and "Pineapple Express," crafted with passion by staff members like Ryan and the owners, MJ and Moe. The venue offers a perfect blend of good music and vibrant vibes, making it a favorite spot for relaxation and enjoyment. With delicious tea and mouthwatering shawarma bites, Noir Cafe goes beyond ordinary cafe experiences, ensuring each visit feels special and memorable. Be sure to book ahead for the best experience!
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Noir Cafe and Lounge
Welcome to Noir Cafe and Lounge, a hidden gem nestled in the heart of Woodbridge, Ontario. Located at 8099 Weston Rd Unit 25, this trendy spot has quickly gained a reputation as the go-to destination for shisha lovers and anyone seeking a cozy, vibrant atmosphere. With a phone number +1 647-296-6647, you can easily book your experience ahead of time, especially on weekends when the ambiance is electric.
Noir Cafe and Lounge is not just a cafe; it is an experience. The moment you step in, you are enveloped by irresistibly good vibes. Customers rave about the warm hospitality from the owners, MJ and Moe, who pour their hearts into ensuring every guest enjoys their time. It’s a place where the passionate staff, like Ryan, curate unique shisha flavors that you won’t find anywhere else, such as the enticing “Memories of Marrakech,” which tantalizes the palate with the zing of yellow sour patch candies, or the refreshing “Pineapple Express,” a delightful blend of mango and mint
Beyond the shisha, the offerings here extend to delectable treats, with many patrons highlighting the irresistible shawarma bites that pair perfectly with their smoke. The smoothness and longevity of the shisha served have also been compared to the quality found in the UK, making it a must-visit for both locals and those willing to drive from afar. As Adeel Ahmad, a satisfied customer, states, “Best shisha in town hands down,” you can’t help but agree after experiencing it yourself.
As the tunes play and laughter fills the air, it becomes clear that Noir Cafe and Lounge is more than just a place to enjoy shisha; it is a community hub where amazing people come together. For those in search of a laid-back atmosphere infused with unique flavors, exceptional service, and genuine connections, this cafe is a splendid choice.
So why wait? Make your way to Noir Cafe and Lounge for an unforgettable experience that promises not just good food and shisha but also cherished memories shared with friends and loved ones.
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“ Best Shisha in town! Their number one is flavour is Memories of Marrakech (taste like yellow sour patch), && second is Pineapple Express (mixed with mango and mint) Great music and amazing people that work here with GOOD VIBES definitely recommend to book ahead though, ”
“ The shisha here is extremely good and the tea very tasty ! Ryan is very passionate about his mixes and goes out of his way to make sure you are enjoying the experience! ”
“ This spot is such a hidden gem. Routinely make 30 min trips just to come by for a good relaxing time. The owners are absolute sweethearts, especially MJ. The employees are always welcoming and the shawarma bites were amazing. The sheesha flavours are all so unique, I’ve literally never seen them anywhere else. 10/10 always a good time. Will definitely be coming back. ”
“ Best shisha in town hands down. Amazing service, drinks, and the owners make it that much more better being there. Highly HIGHLY recommend this place. MJ and Moe are doing their thing. ”
“ One of the smoothest and long lasting shisha I had in a very long time especially in GTA, reminds me of the quality I used to smoke in UK.. even though it’s 40’mins drive for me but I keep coming back for that “MJ special”!!!!! Absolutely love it, keep it up guys!!!! ”
“ The best shisha lounge in Toronto and possibly in Canada! Amazing flavors which you cant find anywhere else, top notch service and high quality hookahs! Highly recommended. ”
“ The over all experience was great. From the time we walked in. The management was very friendly and explained the whole process. It's a very unique shisha joint. The shisha we as extremely smooth and good also lasted a very long time. I had their desert and chai latte both were top notch . Clean, modern, great ambiance. ”
“ As a shisha enthusiast who has tried every shisha lounge in the GTA, I have to say Noir Cafe and Lounge is by far the BESTTT shisha spot in the city! With unique blends, superior flavours, high quality hookahs and charcoal, Noir has become my go to spot for my shisha fix! But the real differentiator between Noir and other lounges in the city is the exceptional customer service of the entire Noir team. MJ, Christian, Hussain and all the staff consistently provide an amazing experience and enjoyable atmosphere for all their guests! You can see the passion for the product and service provided and they really treat you like family. I highly recommend this spot to anyone and everyone and have even brought people here who don't even like smoking shisha but have changed their perspective after walking out. If you love shisha, do yourself a favour in a lesson of flavour and check this spot out! Recommended flavours: All flavours are bold and accurate but my personal favorites are The Big Bang and Fruit Loops. Many places try to replicate the flavour of popular food items.. but let me tell you.. as a cereal connoisseur, I was absolutely blown away and could not believe I was smoking shisha that tasted exactly like a bowl of fruit loops.. just like I used to as a kid! The nostalgia was surreal! Or should i say.. ce-real! Recommended beverages: Oreo Montague - an amazing version of an oreo frapp Pomegranate Barbican - crisp, sweet and refreshing, similar to a pomegranate cider ”